magicallydegenerate:

*casually asks crush when their birthday is so I can figure out their birth chart and see how to attract them and whether or not we’re compatible*

luneserenity

Some people are so fucking retarded I wonder if I jump off a bridge I could save my self some sanity


Catching z’s 😴😴😴😴


The Signs As Arctic Monkeys Songs

Aries: Don't Sit Down 'Cause I've Moved Your Chair
Taurus: 505
Gemini: Teddy Picker
Cancer: When The Sun Goes Down
Leo: Knee Socks
Virgo: I Wanna Be Yours
Libra: R U Mine
Scorpio: Do I Wanna Know
Sagittarius: I Bet You Would Look Good On The Dance Floor
Capricorn: Crying Lightning
Aquarius: Brianstorm
Pisces: Arabella

Q
how do the signs react when they are in a phonecall and have to pee?
Anonymous
A

shitthesignsask:

Fire signs- Pee and continue talking

Earth signs- Tell the person they’ll call them back, then pee

Air signs-  Accidentally hang up on you, pee, then blame your phone service

Water signs- Squirm and jump up and down to avoid having to say anything about it


astrology-gifs:

Taurus & Aquarius - Break Up

astrology-gifs:

Taurus & Aquarius - Break Up

(via astrology-giffs)


The signs on a Friday night..

juzzodiac:

Aries:

Taurus:

Gemini:

Cancer:

Leo:

Virgo:

Libra:

Scorpio:

Sagittarius:

Capricorn:

Aquarius:

Pisces:

luneserenity


astrology-gifs:

Taurus & Aquarius - Friendship

astrology-gifs:

Taurus & Aquarius - Friendship

(via astrology-giffs)


astrolocherry:

♉ Nature flows through Taurus, and they intrinsically synchronise with the Earth’s rhythms; patiently as nature does, planting the seeds of their dreams, tuning into Mother Nature’s bliss and dissociating from the flux of the world, watering with the garden of their intuition and allowing the universe ready time to assist their blossom into illumination. Taureans love playing with the universe by lighting vanilla candles and experimenting with design, and her majestic spirit flows through their earthy pores like forever blooming flowers 

😍

astrolocherry:

♉ Nature flows through Taurus, and they intrinsically synchronise with the Earth’s rhythms; patiently as nature does, planting the seeds of their dreams, tuning into Mother Nature’s bliss and dissociating from the flux of the world, watering with the garden of their intuition and allowing the universe ready time to assist their blossom into illumination. Taureans love playing with the universe by lighting vanilla candles and experimenting with design, and her majestic spirit flows through their earthy pores like forever blooming flowers

😍